Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn / Александр Исаевич Солженицын
Russian warship, go fuck yourself.
Ukrainian soldier
Don’t vomit on your picture, because it is the picture which can vomit on you after you are dead.
Salvador Dalí
I’m guaranteed to rock I make the ladies scream and shout
Biz Markie
I’m bound to wreck your body and say “turn the party out”
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
Scott Adams
Do the math, and you’ll find that a million seconds is about 12 days. And a billion seconds? That’s about 32 years.
Aiyana Green & Steven Strogatz
Paradise is separated from hell only by an imaginary line, so it is said.
Henry Miller
Man alive!
Norm Macdonald