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2023-1205

Best advice I’ve ever received as a writer? Write.

2023-1020

Yes, English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

2023-0811

Charm is makeup for men.

2022-1003

Look…I choose peace but, say…Don’t walk up on me wrong. This Tea and Incense can turn into Colt 45 and Newports if NEED be, OK?

2019-1015

Please, could you expel, or, at least, restrain, the comma‐maniac, on your editorial staff?

2019-0907

If an ass goes traveling, he’ll not come back a horse.

2013-1214

Downtown L.A. looks like they started to build Chicago and then gave up…and let it become a sprawling suburb.

2013-1001

If you’re looking for sympathy you’ll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.

2013-0315

Committee—a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.

2013-0315

If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.

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