2019-1015

Please, could you expel, or, at least, restrain, the comma-maniac, on your editorial staff?

Mary Norris
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2019-0907

If an ass goes traveling, He’ll not come back a horse.

Thomas Fuller
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2013-1214

Downtown L.A. looks like they started to build Chicago and then gave up…and let it become a sprawling suburb.

Gary Oldman
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2013-1001

If you’re looking for sympathy you’ll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.

David Sedaris
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2013-0315

Committee—a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.

Milton Bearle
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2013-0315

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

Milton Bearle
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