2020-0531

Computers are to design as microwaves are to cooking.

Milton Glaser
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2019-0907

If an ass goes traveling, he’ll not come back a horse.

Thomas Fuller
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2017-1106

I often can’t tell if people are at peace or just being dull.

Heinrich Karl “Charles” Bukowski
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2013-1214

Downtown L.A. looks like they started to build Chicago and then gave up…and let it become a sprawling suburb.

Gary Oldman
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2013-1001

If you’re looking for sympathy you’ll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.

David Sedaris
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2013-0315

Committee—a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.

Milton Bearle
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2013-0315

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

Milton Bearle
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2013-0109

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.

W. Somerset Maugham
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