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2023-1205

Best advice I’ve ever received as a writer? Write.

2022-1016

Can I finish what I wanna say? I don’t wanna interupt your interruption, dude. Are those ears strickly ornamental or do ever use them?

Woody Harrelson

2022-0929

NY (Sunday) Times, Aug 7, ’49, nobody opens, everybody sees, nobody cares, a newspaper not demonstrably stupid yet incorrigibly stodgy.

2022-0909

If this isn’t nice, then what is?

Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

2020-0531

Computers are to design as microwaves are to cooking.

2019-0907

If an ass goes traveling, he’ll not come back a horse.

2017-1106

I often can’t tell if people are at peace or just being dull.

Charles Bukowski

2013-1214

Downtown L.A. looks like they started to build Chicago and then gave up…and let it become a sprawling suburb.

2013-1001

If you’re looking for sympathy you’ll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.

2013-0315

Committee—a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.

2013-0315

If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.

2013-0109

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.

Somerset Maugham

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