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Man alive!
Norm Macdonald

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Tags: 1900s, 2000s, Asgard (font), b. 1959, Canada, Canadian, Comedian, comedy, outdated idioms, Quebec City, Zetafonts

Lack of focus is why we have a lack of greatness.
Jerry Seinfeld

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Tags: 1900s, 2000s, Comedian, comedy, focus, greatness, Writer

It’s not the easiest thing to try and put a smile on a face. But it’s always worth it.
Jerry Seinfeld

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Tags: 1900s, 2000s, American, b. 1954, Comedian, comedy, Long Island, New York City, U.S., Writer

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
Groucho Marx

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Tags: 1900s, American, Comedian, double entendre, film, pun, TV, wordplay

Committee—a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
Milton Bearle

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Published by the Editor in Milton Bearle

Tags: Actor, b. 1908, business, California, Comedian, committee, film, funny, Harlem, Hollywood, humor, Los Angeles, New York City, U.S.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
Milton Bearle

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Published by the Editor in Milton Bearle

Tags: Actor, change, Comedian, film, funny, Hollywood, humor, inspiration, success, wisdom

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