Comedian Archives · Universal Quotation

Man alive!
Norm Macdonald

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Lack of focus is why we have a lack of greatness.
Jerry Seinfeld

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It’s not the easiest thing to try and put a smile on a face. But it’s always worth it.
Jerry Seinfeld

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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
Groucho Marx

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Committee—a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
Milton Bearle

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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
Milton Bearle

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