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Charm is makeup for men.

Man alive!

Lack of focus is why we have a lack of greatness.

It’s not the easiest thing to try and put a smile on a face. But it’s always worth it.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

Committee—a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.

If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.