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2022-1016
1900s | 2000s | Actor | American | funny | Midland Texas | sick burn bruh

Can I finish what I wanna say? I don’t wanna interupt your interruption, dude. Are those ears strickly ornamental or do ever use them?

Woody Harrelson

So many odd and interesting things with Bill Maher sitting down with Woody Harrelson, smoking and drinking with the tape rolling.

I really don’t know too much about either one of these dudes—least of which they’ve been friends for a long time. I found it both unconventional…1and supercool that they’ve been friends for a minute. One of Bill Maher’s superpowers IS indeed interrupting people, which is a double‐edged sword from where I’m sitting. I thought it was pretty funny how Woody sorted out his Germ vs. Terrain theory point he wanted to drive home.

Found on Woody Harrelson | Club Random with Bill Maher (YouTube)

  1. ellipsis ↩

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2023-1230

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only from one row of the keyboard.

Unknown
Found: Random-facts-from-the-internet.txt on a deeply‐buried folder on my HD. Decided to ask the internet again and this apparently is false. According to Mr. Stitt, rupturewort, proprietory, and proterotype are all longer than typewriter—only by a single letter, but…longer. Guess …
2023-1216

That, as we enjoy great advantages from the inventions of others, we should be glad of an opportunity to serve others by any invention of ours; and this we should do freely and generously.

Benjamin Franklin
1700s · American · Boston · innovation · Inventor · patents · Philadelphia · polymath · Printer · Scientist · Statesman · Writer
Found: listening to Jill Lepore’s brilliant collection of essays, The Deadline: Essays. Specifically, she quoted Benjamin Franklin in Chapter 12, Valley of the Dolls, which is about the Barbie vs Bratz legal battle and …
2023-1205

Best advice I’ve ever received as a writer? Write.

Norman Lear
1900s · 2000s · American · funny · humor · Writer
From an interview with the late, great Larry King. Back in 1975, six of his shows were being broadcast every week to a prime‐time audience:  “All in the Family”  “Maude” “Good Times” “The Jeffersons” “Sanford and Son” …
2023-1204

ChatGPT wrote this quotation for me. Just joking. Maybe not. Guess you’ll never know…

Unknown
2000s · generative ai · trust
…I suppose that’s the problem.
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