If you’re looking for sympathy you’ll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary. · Universal Quotation

2013-1001

1900s | 2000s | Author | funny | humor | sympathy | Writer

If you’re looking for sympathy you’ll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.

Found in Barrel Fever and Other Stories (1994), GoodReads.com
David Sedaris (b. 1956), Wikipedia

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2023-0811

Charm is makeup for men.

1900s · 2000s · American · authenticity · Comedian · humor · New Orleans

2022-1022

Do doh da dada tay

1900s · 2000s · American · Hip Hop · Musician · R&B · Soul

Nobody compares to Erykah Badu—she is and always has been, O‑riginal, timeless, and superduperfresh.

2022-1020

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written.

1800s · American · Author · biography · writing

Found it here.

2022-1016

Can I finish what I wanna say? I don’t wanna interupt your interruption, dude. Are those ears strickly ornamental or do ever use them?

Woody Harrelson

1900s · 2000s · Actor · American · funny · Midland Texas · sick burn bruh

So many odd and interesting things with Bill Maher sitting down with Woody Harrelson, smoking and drinking with the tape rolling. I really don’t know too much about either one of these dudes—least of …

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