2014-0530

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

Groucho Marx
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2013-0315

Committee—a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.

Milton Bearle
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2013-0315

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

Milton Bearle
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