2020-0531

Computers are to design as microwaves are to cooking.

—Milton Glaser (b. 1929)

2019-0907

If an ass goes traveling, he’ll not come back a horse.
Thomas Fuller (1606-1661) via Google Books

2017-1106

I often can’t tell if people are at peace or just being dull.
—Heinrich Karl Bukowski, a.k.a. Charles Bukowski (1920–1994) via Half-Truth Zine Issue 16 (1993) found at Bukowskiforum.com

2013-1214

Downtown L. A. looks like they started to build Chicago and then gave up…and let it become a sprawling suburb.
Gary Oldman (b. 1958) via Esquire

2013-1001

If you’re looking for sympathy you’ll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.
David Sedaris (b. 1956), via Barrel Fever

2013-0315

Committee—a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
—Milton Berlinger a.k.a., Milton Bearle (1908–2002)

2013-0315

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
—Milton Berlinger a.k.a., Milton Bearle (1908–2002)

2013-0109

There are 3 rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.
W. Somerset Maugham (1874–1965) via QI

”Give me my longsword, ho!
—William Shakespeare

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